Santa's Elves don't make this unique brand of crap.  
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Cranberry Sauce Carving
I think I may have invented a new holiday activity.  I call it cranberry sauce carving and it is lots of fun (even though I am not yet good at it.).  Basically, you empty a can of cranberry sauce onto a plate and you try to carve it into something.  My friend Jeffrey and I had our kids get together and give it a shot.  They loved it, and they made a mess, and they loved making a mess.  Also, it was inexpensive at about a buck a kid.

I tried my hand at it too.  I didn't have a ton of time, as I was working on the bikini turkey at the time, but here is my effort.  It was supposed to be one of those Easter Island type of dealies.  

Maybe if I have some free time, I carve something else. I'll wait a little bit and inspiration will strike.  
If you carve something and think to take a picture, send it in.  Feel free to cheat and use a cookie cutter to make shapes, but cookie cutters aren't very EXTREME!